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Funny 50th Birthday Sayings



Last Updated on March 6, 2024 by Joshua Isibor


Congratulations on your 50th birthday! You’re aging like a fine wine. Congratulations!


Tom Cruise, Demi Moore, and John Bon Jovi have all turned 50, and now another celebrity has joined the ranks. Congratulations on your 50th birthday!


You probably have more hair where you don’t want it and less hair where you do want it now that you’re 50. You can’t fight it, but you can still let your hair down and enjoy yourself on your birthday!


We become more open-minded and understanding as we get older. So, even if I didn’t buy you a gift, you’d understand, right? Congratulations on your special day!




The brighter your cake becomes as you get older. See? It’s completely engulfed in burning candles. Have a good time blowing!


As you reach the age of fifty, you may no longer be considered young. But nothing can stop you from being naughty and clever. Congratulations on your birthday.

It’s been said that 50 is the new 40. Who are they? It’s most likely a group of elderly people like you.

Congratulations on your 50th birthday! You don’t look even close to 50, which is a really, really annoying aspect of you.

Congratulations on your 50th birthday! You may be aging, but at least you’re not acting it!

Don’t let aging bring you down. It’s too difficult to get back up!

Welcome to middle age, when you finally get your head together, only to have your body fall apart. Congratulations on your 50th birthday!

Congratulations on your 50th birthday! Smiling while you still have teeth is a good thing.

Congratulations, you’ve finally made it to the wonder years… Do you know where your car is parked? Do you remember where you put your phone? Do you know where your glasses are? Do you know what day it is? Congratulations on your 50th birthday!

Don’t worry, those aren’t wrinkles; they’re smile lines, and each one is as lovely as you are. On your 50th birthday, I wish you all the best!

You are not 50 years old. You’re 18 years old and have 32 years of experience.

When your back is hairier than your head, you’re 50.

Have a great time celebrating your second 25th birthday!

Forget about your age. Everything is fine if you can still blow out your birthday candles! Congratulations on your 50th birthday!

You might be an oldie, but you’re a goodie!

You’ve become a modern-day classic. Congratulations.

We’ve seen it all, felt it all, and done it all at our age. We just can’t remember everything! Happy 50th, and here’s to many more memories we won’t forget!

Given everything we’ve been up to over the years, it’s amazing how young you look for your age. Congratulations on your 50th birthday!

You know you’re 50 when you throw a party and your neighbors have no idea.

When someone offers you a seat on the bus and you don’t decline, you’re 50.

Happy birthday to someone who is 50 years old in body but 15 years old in mind.

You’re not old at 50. You’re tired, irritable, jaded, set in your ways, and weathered… but you’re not old. Congratulations on your 50th birthday!

Yes, 50 is a good age… if you’re rich, slim, beautiful, and famous. Happy uncool 50th birthday!


The rest of your life will now be determined by whether you have fun by being thrifty or become bored by being nifty. You have a choice. Congratulations on your 50th birthday.




Congratulations on your 50th birthday! The Romans called it ‘L,’ we say ‘fifty,’ and some Amazon tribes don’t even have a word for numbers that large. It’s a number worth celebrating in any language.




It is never too late to mature and stop being a moron. Perhaps your 50th birthday is the ideal time to do so. Congratulations on your birthday.




A midlife crisis is a label given to fifty-year-olds to prevent them from being the best they can be. Forget about these labels and live your life to the fullest. Congratulations on your birthday.




Don’t be concerned about getting older. You can still get facelifts to get rid of the wrinkles. Congratulations on your birthday!




You’ve accumulated a half-worth century’s of knowledge and wisdom! That would be fantastic… if you could remember anything of it.




I’d make a joke about how old you’re getting, but I’m afraid that if I hurt your feelings, I won’t be able to apologize to you because you’re getting so old. Congratulations on your 50th birthday!




Congratulations on your 50th birthday! You can put off mortgages, contraception, and school fees until you’re in your fifties. You’ll most likely forget everything else as well, but at least you’ll have an excuse now.




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Don’t waste your money on anti-aging creams or face-lifting lotions. Even with a secret potion, there is no turning back at 50. Old-timer, happy birthday.


Depending on the unit of measurement you use, you are half a century, 5 decades, 50 years, 600 months, 2609 weeks, 18262 days, 438288 hours, 26297280 minutes, or 1577836800 minutes old. At the very least, I didn’t take seconds to figure it out. Congratulations on your 50th birthday!







When you reach the age of 50, you can age as gracefully as you want – flaunt your grays and wrinkles or use modern technology to conceal them. Whatever path you take, remember that it only happens once, so do it well and have a wonderful birthday! You would be 213 years old if you were a dog. So, don’t be too concerned about your age. At the very least, you’re aging like a human. Congratulations on your 50th birthday!




Your forties are now in the rearview mirror, so you should have gotten your midlife crisis out of the way. You should be proud! You look great in it!




If you can pop all of your birthday balloons, you will have earned the right to call yourself young at fifty. Congratulations on your 50th birthday.




Congratulations and happy birthday; you’re on your way to receiving a telegram from the Queen. Meanwhile, put your feet up and enjoy the fruits of your labor in your twenties, thirties, and forties.




You only have 10 years left as an old 50-year-old before I call you an old 60-year-old.




Every one of your birthdays serves as a reminder to me that I am not the oldest person here! Cheers to your 50th!




It’s just a few more grey hairs than me, nothing else to worry about. Congratulations on your 50th birthday!




I hope you’ve already put money aside for retirement. It’s time to tally them all. Congratulations on your 50th birthday!




Thank you for reminding me that I’m not your age. You old fart, have a happy birthday!




You cannot conceal your age from others. Your hair is graying, and wrinkles are forming. So, tell the truth, is this your 50th birthday, or you’re lying.




You’re only 35 years old and have 15 years left on your contract. I’d like to wish you a very happy 50th birthday!



You know you’re 50 when you’re in an elevator when your favorite song comes on” Anon


“You know you’re 50 when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor’s office” Anon


“You know you’re 50 when your back goes out more often than you do” Anon


“You know you’re 50 when your back is hairier than your head” Anon


“You know you’re 50 when you have a party and the neighbours don’t even realise” Anon


“You know you’re 50 when a kid you once babysat is now your lawyer” Anon


“You know you’re 50 when someone offers you a seat on the bus. And you don’t refuse.” Anon


You’re halfway to a hundred years old, but that doesn’t mean you’ll live that long. Congratulations on your 50th birthday.




amusing 50th birthday greetings


You are no longer the oldest person I know in your forties. You are now the youngest 50-year-old I know.

Funny 50th Birthday Quotes

Celebrating 50 is like throwing a party when your odometer reaches 150,000 miles. – Melanie White

By fifty, you’ve figured out that time is a great healer and a not-so-hot beautician.

Turning 50 means it’s only a matter of time before you’re regaling your grandkids with tales of your first colonoscopy. – Greg Tamblyn


50 years old means no more wearing speedos on the beach. This is a rule. – Greg Tamblyn



Fifty is a powerful age for women. You can set off sprinkler systems with your hot flashes.

When I was young, people used to say to me: Wait until you’re fifty, you’ll see. Well, I’m fifty. I haven’t seen anything. – Eric Satie

Fifty is a weird age. I can clearly remember my childhood, but I can’t remember where I put my keys. – Melanie White

I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent. – Wendy Cope

At 50, you’ve entered the stone age: gall, kidney, and bladder.

Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. – Phyllis Diller

Who said there were no such things as miracles? You made it to 50, didn’t you? – Melanie White

The face you have at age twenty-five is the face God gave you, but the face you have after fifty is the face you earned. – Cindy Crawford

You’ve got four sizes of clothes in your closet, three of which will never be worn again by you.

After fifty, one ceases to digest. As someone once said, “I just ferment my food now. – Henry GreenI’m 50, and the only thing getting thinner is my skin. – Melanie White

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50th Birthday Quotes by Famous People

Famous people must know what they’re talking about, right? Well here are a few of their pearls of wisdom on the big five-oh. Great to use as the feature message in a card.

“Forty is the age of youth. Fifty is the youth of old age” Victor Hugo


“The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.” T. S. Eliot


“I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry” Alan Bleasdale


“Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty” Joan Rivers


“Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed” Charles Schulz


“When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old” Mark Twain


“As men get older, the toys get more expensive Marvin Davis


“Age is not important unless you’re a cheese” Helen Hayes


“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter” Mark Twain


“You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime” John Grier


“A man has reached middle age when he’s warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police” Henry Youngman


“Middle age is when your age starts showing around your middle” Bob Hope


“Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else” Ogden Nash


Funny 50th Birthday Sayings

You know you’re 50 when the only silver lining you can see is on your head. – Melanie White

For my 50th birthday, my husband and I spent a weekend in Rehoboth Beach. My first choice was in 1978, but the time machine was booked. – Jean Sorensen

I rented a bounce house for my adults-only 50th birthday and had a blast jumping in the stupid thing. I kept expecting the Age Police to show up and ticket me. – Janet Periat

Happy 50th – the years look good on you! But then, I don’t see as well as I used to. – Melanie White

At 50 years old, life seems shorter. No point in spending it trying to make yourself disappear by dieting.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. – Sir Norman Wisdom

My 50th birthday wish: that I had as much silver in my safe as I have in my hair. – Melanie White



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Originally posted 2021-09-07 18:00:49.

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